Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

expression of love-

"Until I Met You"
Before I met you,
I thought I was happy,
and I was,
but I had never known
the rich contentment,
deep satisfaction,
and total fulfillment
you brought to me
when you came into my life.
Before I met you,
I felt a lot of things,
good things,
but I had never experienced
the indescribably intense
feelings I have for you.
Before I met you,
I thought I knew myself,
and I did,
but you looked deep inside me
and found fresh new things
for us to share.
Before I met you,
I thought I knew about love,
but I didn’t,
until I met you.
-By Joanna Fuchs-

birthday party with-

Rahul Gandhi
DOB-19th June
Indian
Politician















i-candy views-
best tourist places
interesting facts-

• The World's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 feet in length.
• The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.
• All babies are color blind when they are born.
• 97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.
• A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
• Austria was the first country to use postcards.

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish
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HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a Cold Drink
& asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?
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The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead.

expression of love-
The moment i saw you cry
My world came crashing down
To see those tears fall from your eyes
Turned my smile into a frown
I wanted to hold you
Make everything alright
But there was nothing i could do
To stop you from crying tonight
I felt like a failure
To myself and to you
But you said that was nothing
That i could do
I held you close
And made your pain my own
I tried to make it feel
Like you were home
You kissed me softly
Said you would be alright
But there was something in your eyes
That had me worried that night
And to this day i promise
Not to let you cry alone
And to take the pain you feel
And make it my own
-Jodie Lea-

birthday party with-
James Paul McCartney
DOB-18th June
Liverpool, England
Composer, musician,
artist etc.









i-candy views-
best tourist places

















interesting facts-

• The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
• The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft.
• The oldest living thing on earth is 12,000 years old. It is the flowering shrubs called creosote bushes in the Mojave Desert.
• There was once an undersea post office in the Bahamas.
• Tongue is the only muscle in human body that is attached at only one end
• The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2: During lecture in maths class
(Think +ve)
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend".

expression of love-
Beauty and love are all my dream;
They change not with the changing day;
Love stays forever like a stream
That flows but never flows away;

And beauty is the bright sun-bow
That blossoms on the spray that showers
Where the loud water falls below,
Making a wind among the flowers.
-Andrew Young-

birthday party with-
Leander Paes
DOB-17th June
Indian
Tennis Star
















i-candy views-
best tourist places



















interesting facts-

• Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
• Kiwi is the bird which has no wings at all.
• In human body, blood flows 16,80,000 miles in 24 hours.
  
• US dollar is also referred as Greenback.
• Largest continent- Asia
• Smallest continent- Australia
• Booker prize is given in the field of fiction writing.
  

Halka-Foolka

laugh riots-
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Teacher Ne 1 Bache Ki Mother Ko Likha K Bache Ko Nehla K School Bheja Karen,
Mother Ne Notes Parhne K Baad Likha K
Bache Ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
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Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

love poems-
You always seem to take my breath away.
I try to tell you but the nerves get in the way.
I try to tell you what's inside.
Let all my feelings out as high as the sky.
They would reach the stars up above.
How I feel for you. The undying love.
I want you to know that my heart is in your hands.
I'll do what it takes whatever I can.
To make you happy and make you smile.
When were together even if it's for a while.
I truly love every moment with you.
This feeling for you is so new.
There's no more a hole in my heart.
Cause your in my life. You filled that part.
-Silver Sky-

birthday party with.......

Erich Segal
DOB:16th June
Brooklyn, NY
Author (Love Story)

i-candy walls-
Geysers Valley

interesting facts-

• Sharks are immune to disease that is they do not suffer from any disease.
• The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.
• Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their brain.
• Antartica is the coldest continent avg. temperature -76 degree celsius in winter.
• The first British University to admit women for degree courses was London University.

Halka-Foolka

laugh riots-
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called someone in the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said, “CHING CHONG, MOU CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

love poems-
One Year Of Happiness

One year of holding hands
One year of hugging,
One year of laughing,
One year of cuddling.

One year of loving
One year of kissing
One year of touching
One year of romancing.

One year of your love
One year of my love,
One year of our love
One year of true love.

Baby one year with you
Is a year of happiness,
A year of passion,
A year of joy,
A year blessed.

- Melissa Joseph -

birthday party with.......
Lakshmi N. Mittal
DOB:15th June
Indian, Industrialist
Chairman (ArcelorMittal)
5th on the Forbes World's Richest People in 2010









i-candy walls-
victoria falls zimbabwe

interesting facts-

• Zambia is also known as "country of copper".
• Rabbit and Parrot are the only two animals that can see behind themselves wihtout turning their heads.
• The first Pakistani to receive the Nobel Prize was Abdul Salam.
• Nickname of New York city is "Big Apple".
• Dollar is the most common currency name followed by franc, pound, dinar, peso and rupee.
  

Halka-Foolka

laugh a bit-
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

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Before Marriage:-

He: Yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
She: Do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course! over n over!
She: Have u ever cheated on me?
He: No! y r u even asking?
She: Will u go on wid me on picnic?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will u hit me ?
He: R u crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust u?
He: Yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage............
Now simply read from bottom to top.

love bites-
Love is..........
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.
- Meghan -

share your birthday with.......
Steffi Graf
DOB:14th June
Germany
Tennis Player















i-catchy picx-
wonders





















knowledge quotient-

• Malaysia is the largest producer of rubber in the world.
  
• The earlier name of New York city war New Amsterdam.
  
• Anthony Greco, aged 18, was the first person arrested for spam (unsolicited instant messages) on 21Feb., 2005.
  
• Amazon.com was formerly known as Cadabra.com.
  
• When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
  
  

Halka-Foolka

laugh a bit-
A student was asked to write
a signboard of traffic rules near
the college campus.
He wrote :
'Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the students
wait for the Teachers

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

love bites-
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.

- Jessica Blade -
share your birthday with....
Chris Cairns

DOB:13th June
New Zealand
Cricketer

i-catchy picx-
wonders

knowledge quotient-

• The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson. It was called the Rocket.
• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
• A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
• In Human Body every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
• India exports software to 90 countries.