Friday, July 2, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Hockey team, they never beat anybody !!!
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also.
It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon
and saved half the money.

Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought a bowl of yoghurt and traveller drank all and then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee.

fun tube-



expression of love-
"LET'S BE ONE"
Your radiance is like the warm rays of the sun
that fills my body and soul with new strength.
Your beauty is like the wide evergreen field
giving me new hope in this hopeless world.

Your smile like the fresh waters
that refreshes me and return the smile in me.
Your warm embrace melts my long iced heart
and your presence makes my blood flow again.

You make me alive,You make me strong.
You make me hope, You make me live.

You are the only one I desire
You are the only one that I long for.
Without you I will never be complete
In this cycle together there will be completeness.

So be with me, be one with me
I am for you, you are for me.
You and I together again
After a long time we've lost each other
when we started our journey.

- JC John Sese Cuneta -

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"KISS"
When you kiss me
Part of my soul drains away
And becomes part of you
And I feel you do the same.
I feel you become closer to me;
I feel so loved
And I feel the ecstasy
That only you could bring.

I feel I could cry
For I had stopped dreaming, long ago,
Of finding the perfect guy
And even as the moment ends
And our lips begin to part
I can still hear the pounding
Of my fragile heart.

Now the kiss has passed
But the feeling doesn't leave
As I fall back into your arms
And begin to dream....

- Aphrodite -

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"A HEART FULL OF PAIN"
Another day passing by,
another day without you;
wondering if all tomorrow's
are going to be the same.

Seems like only yesterday,
the wonderful day we first met,
seeing your beautiful smile,
knowing, you were the one for me.

Why did our magic fade away?
Where did our love go astray?
I know it's too late now,
but, I would really like to know.

You've met someone new,
someone who'll never let you go
leaving me here all alone
with a heart full of pain.

- Ralph Lamarr Clark -

birthday party with-


Lindsay Lohan
DOB-2nd July
New York, USA
Actress

















Tom Cruise
DOB-3rd July
New York, USA
Actor

















Isabeli Fontana
DOB-4th July
Brazilian
Model

















i-candy views-

LONDON1

LONDON2
LONDON3

interesting facts-

  • No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
  • Pumice is the only rock that floats in water.
  • There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
  • Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
  • The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
  • A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
  • A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
  • Every person has a unique tongue print.
  • "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
  • Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
  • Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
  • The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Now a days,
.
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare you call me as darling....?
Beggar: Then wat r u doing on my bed.........
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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you
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Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Teacher- Tum late kyun aaye?
Student- Mom-Dad Ladai kar rahe the.
Teacher- Woh ladai kar rahe the par is se tum kyon late ho?
Student- Mera ek joota Mom ke paas tha to doosra Dad ke paas.

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expression of love-
"A WISH"
I lie on the ground
and I stare into space,
the satrs begin to move
into the shape of your face

I see you there now
looking down at me,
with that sexy smile
that I love to see

You say "close your eyes
tell me what you see,"
"I see only two people
just you and me"

We're wakling the shoreline
with our feet getting wet,
the horizon turns pink
as the sun begins to set

We make love through the night
on that white sandy shore,
then I hold you while thinking
I could want nothing more

Oh,I wish I could be
in that special place,
as I lie on the ground
and stare into space.

- Jamie -

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"DREAMING OF YOU"
When I close my eyes I dream of you.
Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you.
Don't want to live, don't want to cry
Without you by my side.
When I go to sleep at night
I ask God to make my days bright.
I know he will do it - I know it is true.
Because he knows I only want to be with you.
I hear your voice inside my head.
I can imagine us together again.
I know it will happen - I know it is true;
Because I asked God if I can be with you.
I see you and I together again;
Holding hands and feeling the pain.
What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true.
But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.

- Bobby E. Ioanes -

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"WAITING"
Within these walls I barely breathe
When, in solitude, I exist
My thoughts are scattered and vague
Confusion is hard to resist.

I wait to hear your sweet voice
On the other end of the line
Telling me your secret dreams,
Your beliefs, how you've spent your time.

I count the hours until we meet
My memory holds you near
I can almost touch you, so it seems
It keeps away my fear.

- G. Powers -

birthday party with-


Sandhya Chib
DOB-29th June
Indian
Miss Universe-India (1996)

















Mike Tyson
DOB-30th June
USA
Boxer (Retd.)


















Liv Tyler
DOB-1st July
USA
Actress

















i-candy views-

best tourist places1

best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

  • A blue whale's aorta (the main blood vessel) is large enough for a human to crawl through.
  • Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
  • Bill Gates designed a traffic control system for Seattle when he was only 15.
  • The first computer mouse was invented by Doug Engelbart in around 1964 and was made of wood.
  • Persia changed its name to Iran in 1935.
  • A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.
  • In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest.
  • Europe is the only continent without a desert.
  • The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
  • Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.
  • From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
  • Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.

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