Saturday, June 26, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
FACT OF LIFE :

Old Concept:
“Do or Die”
.
New Concept:
“Do Before you Die”

Latest Concept:
“Don’t Die Until you
Do”
.
Our Concept:
“Wo Sab Tou Theek
Ha, Magar Karna Kya
Ha… ?”
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird and said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Examiner: You are failed.Whats your name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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If You Knock at The Door of Others
You never No Whether You’ll Be welcomed or not.
But If you knock at your Friend,
He’ll certainly Welcome you and
Say
“Bol Bhikari Kya Chahiye?”
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Teacher : How do you write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can you tell me which side to write the other 5?
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

fun tube-



expression of love-
"PICTURES"
Pictures are all I have left
of our life together;
I wish we could have worked things out
through this bad weather.
But you found a break in the clouds
where the light is shinning through
And that light is happiness
with someone fresh and new.

I listen to your heart
and see it on your face...
That I'm no longer
part of your space.
I envy and am jealous
of this man you see
Because there will be new pictures,
but they won't be of me.

- Michel Andre Laval Fortin -

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"RETURN TO ME"
The minutes pass like hours,
each day seems like a year.
This is how time goes by,
whenever you're not here.

My days are always gloomy,
the nights I lay awake.
For this type of suffering,
there is no drug that I can take.

But, as soon as you return to me,
there are no clouds in the sky so wide.
I guess this is the special effect,
of you here by my side.

Now the flowers are blooming,
and I think I like it this way.
So, help keep nature beautiful
Please Darling, don't ever go away.

- Pamelia D. Reed -

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"QUIET LOVE"
No tears, no heartache, no win or lose.
A new way to love, I have found.
Your smile gives to me peace.
Your voice caresses my soul.
Your eyes tell all... and more
Your hand in mine -

You have shown me a new way to love.
Much laughter, joyfilled heart,
We are one... together.
A new way to love, you have given me.
Your sighs of love
Fulfill every empty and shattered dream.
You have made whole
the broken soul of abused love.
Here we are, hand in hand,
nose touching nose,
eye to eye,
we have... a Quiet Love.

- Rose T Koubek -

birthday party with-


Derek Jeter
DOB-26th June
New Jersey, USA
Baseball Player

















Kevin Pietersen
DOB-27th June
England
Cricket Player

















John Cusack
DOB-28th June
USA
Actor

















i-candy views-

best tourist places1

best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

  • Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
  • Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  • It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  • The average person laughs 15 times a day.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
  • Pearls melt in vinegar.
  • Helium is a colourless, odourless, tasteless inert gas at room temperature and makes up about 0.0005% of the air we breathe.
  • Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.
  • A cesium atom in an atomic clock beats over nine billion times a second.
  • Cleopatras real name was Auletes.
  • Originally, BMW was an airplane engine manufacturer.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
FACT OF LIFE :

If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”
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The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love
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Santa: ek truck ko dekh kar bhaga
Banta: kyon bhag raha hai
Santa: are ek bar meri biwi ko ek truck wala leke bhaga tha
Banta: to
Santa: kahi wapas dene to nahi aya isliye bhag jata hu
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Santa falls in Love with a nurse.
He thinks of writing a Love letter to her.
He thinks..
thinks..
thinks &
finally writes,
I LOVE U SISTER!
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A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no one will touch your mom”

fun tube-



expression of love-
"ALL BECAUSE OF YOU"
Its all because of you,
I'm never sad and blue,
You've brightened up my day's
In you own special way.

How can I get you to understand,
That I love you more than I can,
How can I get you to see,
Your the only girl for me,

Its all because of you,
My dreams came true,
Your everything Ive wished for,
and I could never wish for more.

I cant describe how much I care,
But when you need me I will be there,
To wipe your tears when you are sad,
To make you happy when you are mad,

Nobody is as special as you are to me,
Now I hope you are beginning to see,
Just how much I care for you,
And all my feeling will always be true.

- Dusty Fletcher -

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"Broken Heart"
You went away and left me
with a broken heart
I cried in pain, I drooped,
I felt too much hurt
That promise of a bright, beautiful,
wonderful tomorrow,
Now covers with a vast haze of sorrow,
that blurs the chances for it to come true.

I tried to be brisk with that painful
circumstance, but I couldn't think
Bewildered,so drenched by heavy rains,
as very lonesome at the brink
I wondered how, wondered why
it had to end that way
How I wish, everything that happened
was just some part of a play.

- Maribella Buzon -

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"PROMISE"
I will love you with all my heart,
To have forever - never to part.
This is a promise engrained in me,
Take my hand and let it be.
I will go to the ends of the earth
if that is what you need,
Just say yes and let your soul take the lead.
This is a promise at the core of me,
Kiss my lips and let this be.
I will wipe your tears with no questions asked,
No more will your feelings be masked.
This is a promise I make to you,
Look into my eyes and follow through.
I will know how to hold you
just by the look in your eye,
I will never forget -
not even on the day that I die.
This is a promise of my passion for you,
smile at me and make it true.
I will support you even
when I cannot support myself anymore,
I will dig deeper and
find the hidden strength at my inner core.
This promise means I sacrifice all of me for you,
Understand this- and make our lives anew.
I will love you with everything so deep inside,
And to only you - this gift I shall confide.
This is a promise so incredibly real,
kiss me my love and you shall feel.

- Diana Lynn -

birthday party with-


Zinedine Zidane
DOB-23rd June
Marseille, France
Footballer
















Lionel Messi
DOB-24th June
Rosario, Argentina
Footballer
















Karishma Kapoor
DOB-25th June
Indian
Actress
















i-candy views-

best tourist places1

best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

  • "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
  • A bird 'chews' with its stomach.
  • Florida has more tornadoes per square mile than any other state.
  • Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 18 inches per year.
  • Armadillos, opossums and sloth's spend about 80% of their lives sleeping.
  • A coin is heavier than a hummingbird.
  • An elephant can smell water three miles away.
  • Tasmania is said to have the cleanest air in the world.
  • Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
  • The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
  • A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately 69 years.
  • The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
  • Hydrofluoric acid can dissolve glass.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

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Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve a company that make
Tissue Papers …”

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Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked "Is bhains ko ghar kyon layi ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri hai!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi pooch raha hoon"

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON'T CALL ME NOW.

expression of love-
"Love Spell"
Every time I look at you
my heart skips a beat
I wonder if you know, my love,
that my heart is at your feet
I leave it there for you to do
whatever that you wish
You could take my heart,
and love me,
Or just leave me in this bliss.

- Ana Martinez -

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"Every Second Beat"
If I had a thousand pages,
I could never name them all,
The reasons that I love you,
For the list would be too tall.

I love you for the melody,
I hear within your voice.
The way your blue eyes hold me,
A captive, but by choice.

I love you for your gentle hands,
That melt away my pain.
I love you for your loving heart,
That made mine beat again.

I love you for your loving smile,
With which my old heart soars.
These are some of the reasons,
Every second beat is yours.

- Mark Liverance -

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"Believe"
What Is There,
To Believe In During Life,
Nothing Lasts,
Aside From Strife,
Life May Perish,
Life May End,
Our Soul We May Give,
Our Soul We May Spend,
But Our Love,
That Eternal Flame,
Will Never Dim,
Will Never Change,
It Will Forever Last,
When All Other Lights Leave,
For You Light My Life,
You Make Me Believe.

- Tyler Dohrn -

birthday party with-

Nicole Kidman
DOB-20th June
Australian
Actress

















Prince William
DOB-21st June
Prince Charles
& Princess Diana's
heir to the
British Throne















Dan Brown
DOB-22nd June
American
Author
(The Da Vinci Code)

















i-candy views-

best tourist places1

best tourist places2
best tourist places3

interesting facts-

  • There are 206 bones in the adult human body and there are 300 in children (as they grow some of the bones fuse together).
  • The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles.
  • The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.
  • The wristwatch was invented in 1904 by Louis Cartier.
  • The moon is one million times drier than the Gobi Desert.
  • It takes 70% less energy to produce a ton of paper from recycled paper than from trees.
  • A car traveling at 80 km/h uses half its fuel to overcome wind resistance.
  • Bulls are known to be colorblind. It’s a black-and-white life for them.
  • Brainpower, a garden caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
  • Ostrich's eye is bigger that its brain.
  • Hummingbirds can't walk.
  • The United States consumes 25% of all the world’s energy.
  • Just 20 seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
  • Ants do not sleep.

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