Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Research Says:
Alcohol contains female hormones..!
PROOF:
After drinking……
Men talk unnecessarily
Become extra emotional
stop thinking
&
fight for nothing.
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Height Of Escapism:
Teacher: Where is your Assignment?
Student: ma’am, I lost it while fighting with students
who said that you were not the sexiest teacher in the school.
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Always remember-
"MONEY isn’t everything;
but make sure that you’ve made it a lot,
before talking such nonsense.”
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Santa and Banta were watching a cricket match, when Dhoni hits a boundary:
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq:
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.

fun tube-




expression of love-

"BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU"
Being in love with you is like
smelling Spring's first new blossoms
as if for the very first time.

Being in love with you is like
seeing the world through a baby's eyes
and marveling at all of its beauty.

Being in love with you is like
feeling every sensation from textures
to temperature like I've never felt before.

Being in love with you is like hearing
a magnificent orchestra play and thinking
it is the most amazing sound ever created.

Being in love with you is liketasting
the most deliciously sweet fruit ever grown
leaving me only longing for more.

Being in love with you is like
nothing I have ever known,
and more wonderful than I could ever imagine.

Your love, your kindness, your willingness
to give of yourself without reservation
have made me realize that I am in love
for the very first and last time in my life.

- Cheryl Ann -

birthday party with-


Robin Williams
DOB-21st July
Chicago, USA
Actor

















Selena Gomez
DOB-22nd July
Texas, USA
Actress, Singer

















Himesh Reshammiya
DOB-23rd July
India
Music Composer, Singer, Actor
















Azim Premji
DOB-24th July
India
Chairman (Wipro)

















Brad Renfro
DOB-25th July
LA, USA
Actor

















Sandra Bullock
DOB-26th July
Virginia, USA
Actress

















Paul Levesque (HHH)
DOB-27th July
New Hampshire
Professional Wrestler
















i-candy views-

Auckland


Vancouver

Dusseldorf




interesting facts-



  • On eBay, there are an average of $680 worth of transactions each second.

  • In India you will find the most number of Universities.

  • Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

  • 'Vodka' is Russian word for 'little water'.

  • One cubic mile of seawater contains about 50 pounds of gold.

  • If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

  • Rain contains vitamin B12.

  • A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.

  • The average tastebud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.

  • A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

  • A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.

  • Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.

  • Frogs sometimes eat enough fireflies that they themselves glow.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:
No matter how long the lecture may be,
The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same.
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8 Semesters
80 GB syllabus
80 MB we study
80 KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer.
BINARY Marks we get,
This is known as BTech (Brain is Technically Empty)
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Son was crying
Dad came & asked why r u crying? tel me, I am your friend na?

Son: kuch nai yaara!
Horlicks jyada mang liya to teri wali ne mara..!
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Train main ek husband apni wife se:
tujh se shaadi kar ke pachchta raha hoon
dil karta hai tujhe kuttey ke aagey dal doon
Samnay wala passenger: Wao Wao Wao!!!
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Santa: Maine mere bete ka naam AMERICA rakha hai
Banta: kyun?
Santa: Me duniya ko dikhana chahta hoon ki me
AMERICA ka BAAP hoon.

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expression of love-
"UNDERSTANDING LOVE"
Love is sweet, love is kind
It isn't just a piece of mind
Love is something you need to give
Something that we share and believe
Love doesn't mind you
To cry a tear or two
But true love isn't sad
It's never bad.

Love is unique
Something like an antique
When it's broken
It seems to be forsaken
But then someone comes and see the gold
All that's scattered now is whole to hold.

What is love, you ask
Well, it's something
that can never be fully described
It's different to everyone
And it's really up to you to decide.

Love is powerful yet can be weak
Something that everyone seems to seek
Love is mindful and understanding
When everything falls
It'll be the last one standing
Though it seems like a small matter
Never judge emotion by its size
Understand what love is
You'll see what a world there is.

- DK -

birthday party with-


David Hasselhoff
DOB-17th July
Maryland, USA
Actor, Singer

















Priyanka Chopra
DOB-18th July
India
Actress

















Giorgio Mondini
DOB-19th July
Switzerland
Racing Driver

















Naseeruddin Shah
DOB-20th July
India
Actor
















i-candy views-
Zurich1
Zurich2
Zurich3



interesting facts-

  • Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
  • Corn Flower is the national emblem of Germany.
  • Dirty snow melts faster than clean.
  • The filming of the movie 'Titanic' cost more than the Titanic itself.
  • A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
  • Bionomy is the science of laws of life.
  • The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.
  • A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star (to our solar system).
  • A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  • A man gets robbed in London every 4.5 minutes.
  • Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'.
  • 80% of millionaires drive used cars.
  • Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform you.

Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time don't forget to invite me.
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Aapko ek film karni hai,
jis me aapka LEAD ROLE hoga.
Film me apko pani ke talab me utrna hai film ka naam hai..
“Gayi Bhains Paani me”
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2 pigs eating potty
pig 1- Yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai
koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.
Pig 2 : Saale khane ke waqt to dhung ki baat kar.
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One of the basic difference between boys & girls is:
BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.
But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGETS.
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Girl-Please mere Husband ko andar bula lijiye

Doctor-Daro mat me sharif aadmi hoon.

Girl-Nahi aap samajh nahi rahe aapki nurse bahar akeli hai.

fun tube-



expression of love-
"BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART"
Believe in your heart that
something wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.
Believe in your own powers,
and your own potential,
and in your own innate goodness.
Wake every morning
with the awe of just being alive.
Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.
Explore and embrace life in yourself
and in everyone you see each day.
Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those around you
to the potential of each new day.
Don't be afraid to admit
that you are less than perfect;
this is the essence of your humanity.
Let those who love you help you.
Trust enough to be able to take.
Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.
Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.
Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities;
all possibilities and Miracles.

Always believe in Miracles.

- Unknown -

birthday party with-


Sean Flynn
DOB-14th July
USA
Actor

















Diane Kruger
DOB-15th July
Germany
Actress

















Katrina Kaif
DOB-16th July
Hong Kong
Actress(Bollywood)
















i-candy views-
Vienna1
Vienna2
Vienna3


interesting facts-

  • 7,000 new insect species are discovered every year.
  • Padmavathy Bandopadhyay is the first woman air marshal of Indian Air Force.
  • Mercury is the fastest planet in our solar system.
  • Nile is the longest river in the world having length 6690km.
  • Durand is the boundary line between India and Afghanistan demarcated by Sir Mortimer Durand in 1896.
  • Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
  • MySpace reports over 110 million registered users. Were it a country, it would be the tenth largest, just behind Mexico.
  • Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace.
  • Coffee beans aren't beans, they're fruit pits.
  • A group of officers is called a mess.
  • Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.
  • 25% of our bones are located in our feet.
  • At the age of 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Que. :How to start your day with a positive outlook?

Ans. :Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as “Boss”.

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”

Answer calmly, “Yes” and press the mouse button firmly….

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
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Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.

Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”

Preeto : “You know, my husband's name is Banta.”
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Husband: Meri Biwi ghum ho gai hai

Postmaster: Andhey ye post office hai, police station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga, khushi main samajh nahin aa rha ki kahan jaon......

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Que. : Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Ans. : He wanted to see butterfly!
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times

fun tube-



expression of love-
"AN ANGEL TO ME"
The moment I opened my heart and let you in
I saw this great love starting to begin.

I opened my eyes to a vision of you
I hope, I pray your feelings are true.

I have loved and I have paid the cost
And I have felt the pain of the love I lost.

But, now, I think I have truly found
An Angel who walks upon the ground.

You go beyond all limits for me
Just to show your love endlessly.

I could search my whole life through
And never find another 'you'.

You are so special that I wanted you to know
I truly, completely love you so.

- Patricia Annette Roden -

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"BELOVED"
I want to give you all my best,
I want to hold u late at night
I want to be your found rest
And in the dark your shining light.

I want to lift you when you're down,
I want to smile to make you too,
I want to touch you when you frown
And whisper: Honey, I love you

I want to take away your fears
To give you peace & love instead
I want to wipe away your tears
And say: I m here to bestead

My Darling! I just want to be
The best I can, to do this right.
My Beloved, always you have me!
Like in the dark your shining light.

- Pinky M. -

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"JUST FOR YOU"
As I sit here all alone
I think of only you
I think of how I love you
and how you make me feel
I think of what could be
a wish come true
for you to love me too

I'm holding on to my love for you
and hoping one day soon
you will love me
like I love you

- Janet -

birthday party with-


Rachael Taylor
DOB-11th July
Tasmania, Australia
Actress

















Broke Lesnar
DOB-12th July
USA
Wrestler

















Jarno Trulli
DOB-13th July
Italian
F1 Race Driver

















i-candy views-

Bangkok1

Bangkok2
Bangkok3


interesting facts-

  • An olive tree can live up to 1500 years.
  • Everyday, 15 billion cigarettes are smoked worldwide.
  • Human eye detects 10 million colors.
  • In Germany, an official approval is needed before a new born is named.
  • The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
  • The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute, less than half the normal rate of 20.
  • A single cup of gasoline, when ignited, has the same explosive power as five sticks of dynamite.
  • Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct.
  • More than 20 million meteoroids enter Earth's atmosphere every day.
  • Each year, 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
  • In the early 1960's, Porsche commercially manufactured farm tractors.
  • Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand.
  • A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din Superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi agar khoobsurat ho toh saari umar Watchman !!!
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle cannot move further

M0ral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE !!!
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ab to dukan per bhi
yeh board lag gaye hain
chini mang ker sharminda na karen
chini aik jang hai is liye band hai
namak shauk se chini agle chowk se

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santa train ka driver ban gaya, pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.
kyon ki har phatak par train rok kar puchta tha ki
bhai gi ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
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Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main
Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,

.
.
.

Bas Kar Mere "BAAP"

fun tube-



expression of love-
"FOREVER"
Forever is the love
that is filled with understanding.
Forever is the love
that is giving and undemanding.
Forever is the love
that you feel with all your heart.
Forever is the love
that will never let us be apart.
Forever is the love
that will always be true.
Forever is the love
that I will always feel for you.
Forever is the love
that can make you happy or sad.
Forever is the love
that I have been wanting so bad.
Forever is the love
that will stand the test of time.
Forever I am yours. . .
say forever you'll be mine!

- OTB -

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"HEART TO HEART"
Sometimes in this lifetime,
we meet a special soul,
who fills our very essence,
to almost overflow,
we drink the cup of friendship,
it tastes like ruby wine,
and you know within your heart,
this meeting was Divine.

This soul that lives within your heart,
no distance can prevail,
an inner spark, within the heart,
becomes a Holy Grail,
the starting of a journey,
in which you both shall be,
a reflection of each other,
for all eternity.

- Lilaneyah -

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"I MISS YOU"
You will always have my love
and you alone hold the key to my heart.
Only you can possess my soul
the way you do...

You are forever with me
In my thoughts and
also in my dreams...

I miss your eyes,
I miss yours arms,
I miss your smile,

You stirred something in me.
Something buried deep down inside.
Something tender, Something delicate,
Something so helplessly fragile.

So fragile, I just couldn't help but break...

- Doreen Lopez -

birthday party with-


Sourav Ganguly
DOB-8th July
Indian
Cricketer

















Tom Hanks
DOB-9th July
California, USA
Actor

















Sunil Gavaskar
DOB-10th July
Indian
Cricketer

















i-candy views-

St. Petersburg1

St. Petersburg2
St. Petersburg3


interesting facts-

  • A blue whale's heart is of the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.
  • The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
  • China has more English speakers than the United States.
  • Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.
  • The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
  • A lump of pure gold of the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet of the size of a tennis court.
  • Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
  • Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match box.
  • The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.
  • Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
  • It is possible to see a rainbow at night.
  • A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....

But maths at least has logic!
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Height of Language miss use:
Student watching Monkey out of the window & Professor scolds him... "Why r u watching the Monkey outside when I'm in class!"
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Boy: Dad how was i born??
Dad: Son, your mom and i got together at cybercafe
we set up a date via E-mail, your mom agreed to download data from my pen drive.
Just when i was about to transfer,we realized that non of us had installed a firewall. later we got a Male
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Banta was thinking of buying a coffee maker
but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate.
The salesman assured him it was easy to use.

"You simply put in the coffee and filter,
fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed.
When you wake up you can enjoy a steaming hot cup of coffee"

A few weeks later Banta ran into his friend Santa.

"Banta, how are you enjoying your new coffee maker?" asked Santa.

"I had to take the stupid thing back" said Banta, "every time I fancied a cup of coffee I had to go to bed".

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expression of love-
"ANGEL OF MY LIFE"
I love you so much that words can't explain
this joy that I have for you.

When I am at the weakest point of my life
you are there encouraging me to run this race
because I am not only cause you are there with me.

You are on my mind day and night.

When we are apart
I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug.

I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it
because no matter what is you are always on my side.

I thank God for sending me someone like you
who is precious and loving.

So I can truly say that
you are the Angel of My Life!

- Manuel -

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"EUPHORIA"
If you have loved as I have loved,
You will be part of a wonderful feeling
A joyous sensation ~ wild temptation,
Intrigue afloat on the air.
Sweet words may flow without even thinking,
and when the wedding bells
start to ring ~ Angel voices ever
will sing. For if you have loved
as I have loved, euphoric elation
will dance on the air.

- Joyce Hemsley -

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"BUTTERFLIES"
Suddenly I get this feeling
My mind draws a blank
My hands are slightly shaking
My heart begins to race

I feel like I'm losing control
I'm nervous inside and out
I have an unexplainable feeling
I wish I could figure this out

These butterflies inside of me
Keep fluttering all throughout
I thought they were gone for good
I didn't know they could come out

It must be the way
You get to me like you do
The way you make me feel
The way I love you like I do.

- Mandy Marie Fogelman -

birthday party with-


Eva Green
DOB-5th July
Paris, France
Actress

















Sylvester Stallone
DOB-6th July
New York, USA
Actor

















Mahendra Singh Dhoni
DOB-7th July
Indian
Cricketer

















i-candy views-

Disney Land 1

Disney Land 2
Disney Land 3

interesting facts-

  • A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day.
  • The shrimp's heart is in its head.
  • Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
  • Chewing gum while peeling onions will reduce your tears.
  • Soccer players run on average as many as 6 miles during the course of a game.
  • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
  • A snail can sleep for three years.
  • The oldest dog died at the age of 29.
  • The Himalayas cover one-tenth of the Earth's surface.
  • The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
  • Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
  • Napoleon was terrified of cats.
  • The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Hockey team, they never beat anybody !!!
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also.
It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon
and saved half the money.

Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought a bowl of yoghurt and traveller drank all and then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee.

fun tube-



expression of love-
"LET'S BE ONE"
Your radiance is like the warm rays of the sun
that fills my body and soul with new strength.
Your beauty is like the wide evergreen field
giving me new hope in this hopeless world.

Your smile like the fresh waters
that refreshes me and return the smile in me.
Your warm embrace melts my long iced heart
and your presence makes my blood flow again.

You make me alive,You make me strong.
You make me hope, You make me live.

You are the only one I desire
You are the only one that I long for.
Without you I will never be complete
In this cycle together there will be completeness.

So be with me, be one with me
I am for you, you are for me.
You and I together again
After a long time we've lost each other
when we started our journey.

- JC John Sese Cuneta -

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"KISS"
When you kiss me
Part of my soul drains away
And becomes part of you
And I feel you do the same.
I feel you become closer to me;
I feel so loved
And I feel the ecstasy
That only you could bring.

I feel I could cry
For I had stopped dreaming, long ago,
Of finding the perfect guy
And even as the moment ends
And our lips begin to part
I can still hear the pounding
Of my fragile heart.

Now the kiss has passed
But the feeling doesn't leave
As I fall back into your arms
And begin to dream....

- Aphrodite -

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"A HEART FULL OF PAIN"
Another day passing by,
another day without you;
wondering if all tomorrow's
are going to be the same.

Seems like only yesterday,
the wonderful day we first met,
seeing your beautiful smile,
knowing, you were the one for me.

Why did our magic fade away?
Where did our love go astray?
I know it's too late now,
but, I would really like to know.

You've met someone new,
someone who'll never let you go
leaving me here all alone
with a heart full of pain.

- Ralph Lamarr Clark -

birthday party with-


Lindsay Lohan
DOB-2nd July
New York, USA
Actress

















Tom Cruise
DOB-3rd July
New York, USA
Actor

















Isabeli Fontana
DOB-4th July
Brazilian
Model

















i-candy views-

LONDON1

LONDON2
LONDON3

interesting facts-

  • No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
  • Pumice is the only rock that floats in water.
  • There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
  • Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
  • The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
  • A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
  • A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
  • Every person has a unique tongue print.
  • "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
  • Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
  • Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
  • The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Now a days,
.
Child in washroom.
.
.
.
.
Mommm!
.
.
.
Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare you call me as darling....?
Beggar: Then wat r u doing on my bed.........
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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you
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Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Teacher- Tum late kyun aaye?
Student- Mom-Dad Ladai kar rahe the.
Teacher- Woh ladai kar rahe the par is se tum kyon late ho?
Student- Mera ek joota Mom ke paas tha to doosra Dad ke paas.

fun tube-



expression of love-
"A WISH"
I lie on the ground
and I stare into space,
the satrs begin to move
into the shape of your face

I see you there now
looking down at me,
with that sexy smile
that I love to see

You say "close your eyes
tell me what you see,"
"I see only two people
just you and me"

We're wakling the shoreline
with our feet getting wet,
the horizon turns pink
as the sun begins to set

We make love through the night
on that white sandy shore,
then I hold you while thinking
I could want nothing more

Oh,I wish I could be
in that special place,
as I lie on the ground
and stare into space.

- Jamie -

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"DREAMING OF YOU"
When I close my eyes I dream of you.
Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you.
Don't want to live, don't want to cry
Without you by my side.
When I go to sleep at night
I ask God to make my days bright.
I know he will do it - I know it is true.
Because he knows I only want to be with you.
I hear your voice inside my head.
I can imagine us together again.
I know it will happen - I know it is true;
Because I asked God if I can be with you.
I see you and I together again;
Holding hands and feeling the pain.
What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true.
But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.

- Bobby E. Ioanes -

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"WAITING"
Within these walls I barely breathe
When, in solitude, I exist
My thoughts are scattered and vague
Confusion is hard to resist.

I wait to hear your sweet voice
On the other end of the line
Telling me your secret dreams,
Your beliefs, how you've spent your time.

I count the hours until we meet
My memory holds you near
I can almost touch you, so it seems
It keeps away my fear.

- G. Powers -

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DOB-1st July
USA
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