Thursday, July 8, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din Superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi agar khoobsurat ho toh saari umar Watchman !!!
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle cannot move further

M0ral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE !!!
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ab to dukan per bhi
yeh board lag gaye hain
chini mang ker sharminda na karen
chini aik jang hai is liye band hai
namak shauk se chini agle chowk se

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santa train ka driver ban gaya, pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.
kyon ki har phatak par train rok kar puchta tha ki
bhai gi ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
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Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main
Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,

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Bas Kar Mere "BAAP"

fun tube-



expression of love-
"FOREVER"
Forever is the love
that is filled with understanding.
Forever is the love
that is giving and undemanding.
Forever is the love
that you feel with all your heart.
Forever is the love
that will never let us be apart.
Forever is the love
that will always be true.
Forever is the love
that I will always feel for you.
Forever is the love
that can make you happy or sad.
Forever is the love
that I have been wanting so bad.
Forever is the love
that will stand the test of time.
Forever I am yours. . .
say forever you'll be mine!

- OTB -

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"HEART TO HEART"
Sometimes in this lifetime,
we meet a special soul,
who fills our very essence,
to almost overflow,
we drink the cup of friendship,
it tastes like ruby wine,
and you know within your heart,
this meeting was Divine.

This soul that lives within your heart,
no distance can prevail,
an inner spark, within the heart,
becomes a Holy Grail,
the starting of a journey,
in which you both shall be,
a reflection of each other,
for all eternity.

- Lilaneyah -

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"I MISS YOU"
You will always have my love
and you alone hold the key to my heart.
Only you can possess my soul
the way you do...

You are forever with me
In my thoughts and
also in my dreams...

I miss your eyes,
I miss yours arms,
I miss your smile,

You stirred something in me.
Something buried deep down inside.
Something tender, Something delicate,
Something so helplessly fragile.

So fragile, I just couldn't help but break...

- Doreen Lopez -

birthday party with-


Sourav Ganguly
DOB-8th July
Indian
Cricketer

















Tom Hanks
DOB-9th July
California, USA
Actor

















Sunil Gavaskar
DOB-10th July
Indian
Cricketer

















i-candy views-

St. Petersburg1

St. Petersburg2
St. Petersburg3


interesting facts-

  • A blue whale's heart is of the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.
  • The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
  • China has more English speakers than the United States.
  • Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.
  • The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
  • A lump of pure gold of the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet of the size of a tennis court.
  • Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
  • Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match box.
  • The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.
  • Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
  • It is possible to see a rainbow at night.
  • A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....

But maths at least has logic!
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Height of Language miss use:
Student watching Monkey out of the window & Professor scolds him... "Why r u watching the Monkey outside when I'm in class!"
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Boy: Dad how was i born??
Dad: Son, your mom and i got together at cybercafe
we set up a date via E-mail, your mom agreed to download data from my pen drive.
Just when i was about to transfer,we realized that non of us had installed a firewall. later we got a Male
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Banta was thinking of buying a coffee maker
but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate.
The salesman assured him it was easy to use.

"You simply put in the coffee and filter,
fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed.
When you wake up you can enjoy a steaming hot cup of coffee"

A few weeks later Banta ran into his friend Santa.

"Banta, how are you enjoying your new coffee maker?" asked Santa.

"I had to take the stupid thing back" said Banta, "every time I fancied a cup of coffee I had to go to bed".

fun tube-



expression of love-
"ANGEL OF MY LIFE"
I love you so much that words can't explain
this joy that I have for you.

When I am at the weakest point of my life
you are there encouraging me to run this race
because I am not only cause you are there with me.

You are on my mind day and night.

When we are apart
I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug.

I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it
because no matter what is you are always on my side.

I thank God for sending me someone like you
who is precious and loving.

So I can truly say that
you are the Angel of My Life!

- Manuel -

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"EUPHORIA"
If you have loved as I have loved,
You will be part of a wonderful feeling
A joyous sensation ~ wild temptation,
Intrigue afloat on the air.
Sweet words may flow without even thinking,
and when the wedding bells
start to ring ~ Angel voices ever
will sing. For if you have loved
as I have loved, euphoric elation
will dance on the air.

- Joyce Hemsley -

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"BUTTERFLIES"
Suddenly I get this feeling
My mind draws a blank
My hands are slightly shaking
My heart begins to race

I feel like I'm losing control
I'm nervous inside and out
I have an unexplainable feeling
I wish I could figure this out

These butterflies inside of me
Keep fluttering all throughout
I thought they were gone for good
I didn't know they could come out

It must be the way
You get to me like you do
The way you make me feel
The way I love you like I do.

- Mandy Marie Fogelman -

birthday party with-


Eva Green
DOB-5th July
Paris, France
Actress

















Sylvester Stallone
DOB-6th July
New York, USA
Actor

















Mahendra Singh Dhoni
DOB-7th July
Indian
Cricketer

















i-candy views-

Disney Land 1

Disney Land 2
Disney Land 3

interesting facts-

  • A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day.
  • The shrimp's heart is in its head.
  • Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
  • Chewing gum while peeling onions will reduce your tears.
  • Soccer players run on average as many as 6 miles during the course of a game.
  • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
  • A snail can sleep for three years.
  • The oldest dog died at the age of 29.
  • The Himalayas cover one-tenth of the Earth's surface.
  • The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
  • Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
  • Napoleon was terrified of cats.
  • The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.

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