Halka-Foolka

laugh a bit-
A student was asked to write
a signboard of traffic rules near
the college campus.
He wrote :
'Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the students
wait for the Teachers

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

love bites-
Your Name
I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.

- Jessica Blade -
share your birthday with....
Chris Cairns

DOB:13th June
New Zealand
Cricketer

i-catchy picx-
wonders

knowledge quotient-

• The first steam powered train was invented by Robert Stephenson. It was called the Rocket.
• Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies, which originated in India.
• A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
• In Human Body every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
• India exports software to 90 countries.