Halka-Foolka

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FACT OF LIFE :

Old Concept:
“Do or Die”
.
New Concept:
“Do Before you Die”
…
Latest Concept:
“Don’t Die Until you
Do”
.
Our Concept:
“Wo Sab Tou Theek
Ha, Magar Karna Kya
Ha… ?”
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird and said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Examiner: You are failed.Whats your name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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If You Knock at The Door of Others
You never No Whether You’ll Be welcomed or not.
But If you knock at your Friend,
He’ll certainly Welcome you and
Say
“Bol Bhikari Kya Chahiye?”
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Teacher : How do you write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can you tell me which side to write the other 5?
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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expression of love-

"PICTURES"
Pictures are all I have left
of our life together;
I wish we could have worked things out
through this bad weather.
But you found a break in the clouds
where the light is shinning through
And that light is happiness
with someone fresh and new.

I listen to your heart
and see it on your face...
That I'm no longer
part of your space.
I envy and am jealous
of this man you see
Because there will be new pictures,
but they won't be of me.

- Michel Andre Laval Fortin -
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"RETURN TO ME"
The minutes pass like hours,
each day seems like a year.
This is how time goes by,
whenever you're not here.

My days are always gloomy,
the nights I lay awake.
For this type of suffering,
there is no drug that I can take.

But, as soon as you return to me,
there are no clouds in the sky so wide.
I guess this is the special effect,
of you here by my side.

Now the flowers are blooming,
and I think I like it this way.
So, help keep nature beautiful
Please Darling, don't ever go away.

- Pamelia D. Reed -
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"QUIET LOVE"
No tears, no heartache, no win or lose.
A new way to love, I have found.
Your smile gives to me peace.
Your voice caresses my soul.
Your eyes tell all... and more
Your hand in mine -

You have shown me a new way to love.
Much laughter, joyfilled heart,
We are one... together.
A new way to love, you have given me.
Your sighs of love
Fulfill every empty and shattered dream.
You have made whole
the broken soul of abused love.
Here we are, hand in hand,
nose touching nose,
eye to eye,
we have... a Quiet Love.

- Rose T Koubek -

birthday party with-

Derek Jeter
DOB-26th June
New Jersey, USA
Baseball Player
















Kevin Pietersen
DOB-27th June
England
Cricket Player
















John Cusack
DOB-28th June
USA
Actor
















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interesting facts-

• Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
• Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
• The average person laughs 15 times a day.
• Butterflies taste with their feet.
• The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
• Pearls melt in vinegar.
• Helium is a colourless, odourless, tasteless inert gas at room temperature and makes up about 0.0005% of the air we breathe.
• Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.
• A cesium atom in an atomic clock beats over nine billion times a second.
• Cleopatras real name was Auletes.
• Originally, BMW was an airplane engine manufacturer.