Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Now a days,
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Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare you call me as darling....?
Beggar: Then wat r u doing on my bed.........
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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you
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Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Teacher- Tum late kyun aaye?
Student- Mom-Dad Ladai kar rahe the.
Teacher- Woh ladai kar rahe the par is se tum kyon late ho?
Student- Mera ek joota Mom ke paas tha to doosra Dad ke paas.

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expression of love-

"A WISH"
I lie on the ground
and I stare into space,
the satrs begin to move
into the shape of your face

I see you there now
looking down at me,
with that sexy smile
that I love to see

You say "close your eyes
tell me what you see,"
"I see only two people
just you and me"

We're wakling the shoreline
with our feet getting wet,
the horizon turns pink
as the sun begins to set

We make love through the night
on that white sandy shore,
then I hold you while thinking
I could want nothing more

Oh,I wish I could be
in that special place,
as I lie on the ground
and stare into space.

- Jamie -
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"DREAMING OF YOU"
When I close my eyes I dream of you.
Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you.
Don't want to live, don't want to cry
Without you by my side.
When I go to sleep at night
I ask God to make my days bright.
I know he will do it - I know it is true.
Because he knows I only want to be with you.
I hear your voice inside my head.
I can imagine us together again.
I know it will happen - I know it is true;
Because I asked God if I can be with you.
I see you and I together again;
Holding hands and feeling the pain.
What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true.
But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.

- Bobby E. Ioanes -
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"WAITING"
Within these walls I barely breathe
When, in solitude, I exist
My thoughts are scattered and vague
Confusion is hard to resist.

I wait to hear your sweet voice
On the other end of the line
Telling me your secret dreams,
Your beliefs, how you've spent your time.

I count the hours until we meet
My memory holds you near
I can almost touch you, so it seems
It keeps away my fear.

- G. Powers -

birthday party with-

Sandhya Chib
DOB-29th June
Indian
Miss Universe-India (1996)
















Mike Tyson
DOB-30th June
USA
Boxer (Retd.)

















Liv Tyler
DOB-1st July
USA
Actress
















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interesting facts-

• A blue whale's aorta (the main blood vessel) is large enough for a human to crawl through.
• Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
• Bill Gates designed a traffic control system for Seattle when he was only 15.
• The first computer mouse was invented by Doug Engelbart in around 1964 and was made of wood.
• Persia changed its name to Iran in 1935.
• A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.
• In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest.
• Europe is the only continent without a desert.
• The tentacles of the giant Arctic jellyfish can reach 120 feet (36.6 meters) in length.
• Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.
• From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
• Karate actually originated in India, but was developed further in China.