Thursday, July 8, 2010

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din Superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi agar khoobsurat ho toh saari umar Watchman !!!
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle cannot move further

M0ral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE !!!
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ab to dukan per bhi
yeh board lag gaye hain
chini mang ker sharminda na karen
chini aik jang hai is liye band hai
namak shauk se chini agle chowk se

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santa train ka driver ban gaya, pehli he bar train 8 ghante late ho gyi.
kyon ki har phatak par train rok kar puchta tha ki
bhai gi ludhiana nu ehi line jandi hai!
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Sidhu Ki Maa Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai?
Jab Sidhu Laughter Challenge Main
Hans Hans Kar Har Contestant Se Kehta Hai,

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Bas Kar Mere "BAAP"

fun tube-



expression of love-
"FOREVER"
Forever is the love
that is filled with understanding.
Forever is the love
that is giving and undemanding.
Forever is the love
that you feel with all your heart.
Forever is the love
that will never let us be apart.
Forever is the love
that will always be true.
Forever is the love
that I will always feel for you.
Forever is the love
that can make you happy or sad.
Forever is the love
that I have been wanting so bad.
Forever is the love
that will stand the test of time.
Forever I am yours. . .
say forever you'll be mine!

- OTB -

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"HEART TO HEART"
Sometimes in this lifetime,
we meet a special soul,
who fills our very essence,
to almost overflow,
we drink the cup of friendship,
it tastes like ruby wine,
and you know within your heart,
this meeting was Divine.

This soul that lives within your heart,
no distance can prevail,
an inner spark, within the heart,
becomes a Holy Grail,
the starting of a journey,
in which you both shall be,
a reflection of each other,
for all eternity.

- Lilaneyah -

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"I MISS YOU"
You will always have my love
and you alone hold the key to my heart.
Only you can possess my soul
the way you do...

You are forever with me
In my thoughts and
also in my dreams...

I miss your eyes,
I miss yours arms,
I miss your smile,

You stirred something in me.
Something buried deep down inside.
Something tender, Something delicate,
Something so helplessly fragile.

So fragile, I just couldn't help but break...

- Doreen Lopez -

birthday party with-


Sourav Ganguly
DOB-8th July
Indian
Cricketer

















Tom Hanks
DOB-9th July
California, USA
Actor

















Sunil Gavaskar
DOB-10th July
Indian
Cricketer

















i-candy views-

St. Petersburg1

St. Petersburg2
St. Petersburg3


interesting facts-

  • A blue whale's heart is of the size of a Volkswagen Beetle.
  • The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
  • China has more English speakers than the United States.
  • Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.
  • The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
  • A lump of pure gold of the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet of the size of a tennis court.
  • Astronauts get taller when they are in space.
  • Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match box.
  • The most popular sport as a topic for a film is boxing.
  • Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.
  • It is possible to see a rainbow at night.
  • A Russian man who wore a beard during the time of Peter the Great had to pay a special tax.

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