Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....

But maths at least has logic!
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Height of Language miss use:
Student watching Monkey out of the window & Professor scolds him... "Why r u watching the Monkey outside when I'm in class!"
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Boy: Dad how was i born??
Dad: Son, your mom and i got together at cybercafe
we set up a date via E-mail, your mom agreed to download data from my pen drive.
Just when i was about to transfer,we realized that non of us had installed a firewall. later we got a Male
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Banta was thinking of buying a coffee maker
but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate.
The salesman assured him it was easy to use.

"You simply put in the coffee and filter,
fill the reservoir with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed.
When you wake up you can enjoy a steaming hot cup of coffee"

A few weeks later Banta ran into his friend Santa.

"Banta, how are you enjoying your new coffee maker?" asked Santa.

"I had to take the stupid thing back" said Banta, "every time I fancied a cup of coffee I had to go to bed".

fun tube-



expression of love-

"ANGEL OF MY LIFE"
I love you so much that words can't explain
this joy that I have for you.

When I am at the weakest point of my life
you are there encouraging me to run this race
because I am not only cause you are there with me.

You are on my mind day and night.

When we are apart
I picture you gracious smile and gentle hug.

I can let my feelings out to you and won't regret it
because no matter what is you are always on my side.

I thank God for sending me someone like you
who is precious and loving.

So I can truly say that
you are the Angel of My Life!

- Manuel -
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"EUPHORIA"
If you have loved as I have loved,
You will be part of a wonderful feeling
A joyous sensation ~ wild temptation,
Intrigue afloat on the air.
Sweet words may flow without even thinking,
and when the wedding bells
start to ring ~ Angel voices ever
will sing. For if you have loved
as I have loved, euphoric elation
will dance on the air.

- Joyce Hemsley -
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"BUTTERFLIES"
Suddenly I get this feeling
My mind draws a blank
My hands are slightly shaking
My heart begins to race

I feel like I'm losing control
I'm nervous inside and out
I have an unexplainable feeling
I wish I could figure this out

These butterflies inside of me
Keep fluttering all throughout
I thought they were gone for good
I didn't know they could come out

It must be the way
You get to me like you do
The way you make me feel
The way I love you like I do.

- Mandy Marie Fogelman -

birthday party with-

Eva Green
DOB-5th July
Paris, France
Actress
















Sylvester Stallone
DOB-6th July
New York, USA
Actor
















Mahendra Singh Dhoni
DOB-7th July
Indian
Cricketer
















i-candy views-
Disney Land 1
Disney Land 2
Disney Land 3

interesting facts-

• A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day.
• The shrimp's heart is in its head.
• Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
• Chewing gum while peeling onions will reduce your tears.
• Soccer players run on average as many as 6 miles during the course of a game.
• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
• A snail can sleep for three years.
• The oldest dog died at the age of 29.
• The Himalayas cover one-tenth of the Earth's surface.
• The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
• Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
• Napoleon was terrified of cats.
• The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.