Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Hockey team, they never beat anybody !!!
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also.
It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon
and saved half the money.

Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought a bowl of yoghurt and traveller drank all and then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee.

fun tube-



expression of love-

"LET'S BE ONE"
Your radiance is like the warm rays of the sun
that fills my body and soul with new strength.
Your beauty is like the wide evergreen field
giving me new hope in this hopeless world.

Your smile like the fresh waters
that refreshes me and return the smile in me.
Your warm embrace melts my long iced heart
and your presence makes my blood flow again.

You make me alive,You make me strong.
You make me hope, You make me live.

You are the only one I desire
You are the only one that I long for.
Without you I will never be complete
In this cycle together there will be completeness.

So be with me, be one with me
I am for you, you are for me.
You and I together again
After a long time we've lost each other
when we started our journey.

- JC John Sese Cuneta -
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"KISS"
When you kiss me
Part of my soul drains away
And becomes part of you
And I feel you do the same.
I feel you become closer to me;
I feel so loved
And I feel the ecstasy
That only you could bring.

I feel I could cry
For I had stopped dreaming, long ago,
Of finding the perfect guy
And even as the moment ends
And our lips begin to part
I can still hear the pounding
Of my fragile heart.

Now the kiss has passed
But the feeling doesn't leave
As I fall back into your arms
And begin to dream....

- Aphrodite -
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"A HEART FULL OF PAIN"
Another day passing by,
another day without you;
wondering if all tomorrow's
are going to be the same.

Seems like only yesterday,
the wonderful day we first met,
seeing your beautiful smile,
knowing, you were the one for me.

Why did our magic fade away?
Where did our love go astray?
I know it's too late now,
but, I would really like to know.

You've met someone new,
someone who'll never let you go
leaving me here all alone
with a heart full of pain.

- Ralph Lamarr Clark -

birthday party with-

Lindsay Lohan
DOB-2nd July
New York, USA
Actress
















Tom Cruise
DOB-3rd July
New York, USA
Actor
















Isabeli Fontana
DOB-4th July
Brazilian
Model
















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interesting facts-

• No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
• Pumice is the only rock that floats in water.
• There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
• Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
• The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
• A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
• A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
• Every person has a unique tongue print.
• "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
• The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
• Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
• Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
• The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.