Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform you.

Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time don't forget to invite me.
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Aapko ek film karni hai,
jis me aapka LEAD ROLE hoga.
Film me apko pani ke talab me utrna hai film ka naam hai..
“Gayi Bhains Paani me”
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2 pigs eating potty
pig 1- Yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai
koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.
Pig 2 : Saale khane ke waqt to dhung ki baat kar.
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One of the basic difference between boys & girls is:
BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.
But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGETS.
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Girl-Please mere Husband ko andar bula lijiye

Doctor-Daro mat me sharif aadmi hoon.

Girl-Nahi aap samajh nahi rahe aapki nurse bahar akeli hai.

fun tube-



expression of love-

"BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART"
Believe in your heart that
something wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.
Believe in your own powers,
and your own potential,
and in your own innate goodness.
Wake every morning
with the awe of just being alive.
Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.
Explore and embrace life in yourself
and in everyone you see each day.
Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those around you
to the potential of each new day.
Don't be afraid to admit
that you are less than perfect;
this is the essence of your humanity.
Let those who love you help you.
Trust enough to be able to take.
Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.
Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.
Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities;
all possibilities and Miracles.

Always believe in Miracles.

- Unknown -

birthday party with-

Sean Flynn
DOB-14th July
USA
Actor
















Diane Kruger
DOB-15th July
Germany
Actress
















Katrina Kaif
DOB-16th July
Hong Kong
Actress(Bollywood)















i-candy views-

Vienna1
Vienna2
Vienna3


interesting facts-

• 7,000 new insect species are discovered every year.
• Padmavathy Bandopadhyay is the first woman air marshal of Indian Air Force.
• Mercury is the fastest planet in our solar system.
• Nile is the longest river in the world having length 6690km.
• Durand is the boundary line between India and Afghanistan demarcated by Sir Mortimer Durand in 1896.
• Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
• MySpace reports over 110 million registered users. Were it a country, it would be the tenth largest, just behind Mexico.
• Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace.
• Coffee beans aren't beans, they're fruit pits.
• A group of officers is called a mess.
• Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.
• 25% of our bones are located in our feet.
• At the age of 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.