Halka-Foolka

laugh a bit-

Angrej and Santa in toilet

Angrej to Santa : Good Morning! How do u do?

Santa replied: Good Morning! We open the zip and do.

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A husband and his wife were in sound sleep

Wife murmured in sleep hey ! get out my husband has come.

Suddenly husband jumped out of window and ran away.

love bites-

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

- Courtney Kuchta -

share your birthday with.....

Elizabeth Hurley

DOB: 10th june

British

Actress

Model

i-catchy picx-

tsunami

knowledge quotient-

• Chess was invented in India
• From all the oxygen that a human breathes, twenty percent goes to the brain
• The coldest outdoor temperature ever recorded on earth was 127 below zero in Antarctica on August 24, 1960.
• India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.
• All mammals have tongues.