Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2: During lecture in maths class
(Think +ve)
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend".
expression of love-
Beauty and love are all my dream;
They change not with the changing day;
Love stays forever like a stream
That flows but never flows away;
And beauty is the bright sun-bow
That blossoms on the spray that showers
Where the loud water falls below,
Making a wind among the flowers.
-Andrew Young-
birthday party with-

DOB-17th June
Indian
Tennis Star
i-candy views-
best tourist places

interesting facts-
- Until 1896, India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
- Kiwi is the bird which has no wings at all.
- In human body, blood flows 16,80,000 miles in 24 hours.
- US dollar is also referred as Greenback.
- Largest continent- Asia
- Smallest continent- Australia
- Booker prize is given in the field of fiction writing.
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