Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Law Of Conservation Of Knowledge:
No matter how long the lecture may be,
The Knowledge before and after the lecture
Remains the Same.
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8 Semesters
80 GB syllabus
80 MB we study
80 KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer.
BINARY Marks we get,
This is known as BTech (Brain is Technically Empty)
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Son was crying
Dad came & asked why r u crying? tel me, I am your friend na?

Son: kuch nai yaara!
Horlicks jyada mang liya to teri wali ne mara..!
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Train main ek husband apni wife se:
tujh se shaadi kar ke pachchta raha hoon
dil karta hai tujhe kuttey ke aagey dal doon
Samnay wala passenger: Wao Wao Wao!!!
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Santa: Maine mere bete ka naam AMERICA rakha hai
Banta: kyun?
Santa: Me duniya ko dikhana chahta hoon ki me
AMERICA ka BAAP hoon.

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expression of love-

"UNDERSTANDING LOVE"
Love is sweet, love is kind
It isn't just a piece of mind
Love is something you need to give
Something that we share and believe
Love doesn't mind you
To cry a tear or two
But true love isn't sad
It's never bad.

Love is unique
Something like an antique
When it's broken
It seems to be forsaken
But then someone comes and see the gold
All that's scattered now is whole to hold.

What is love, you ask
Well, it's something
that can never be fully described
It's different to everyone
And it's really up to you to decide.

Love is powerful yet can be weak
Something that everyone seems to seek
Love is mindful and understanding
When everything falls
It'll be the last one standing
Though it seems like a small matter
Never judge emotion by its size
Understand what love is
You'll see what a world there is.

- DK -

birthday party with-

David Hasselhoff
DOB-17th July
Maryland, USA
Actor, Singer
















Priyanka Chopra
DOB-18th July
India
Actress
















Giorgio Mondini
DOB-19th July
Switzerland
Racing Driver
















Naseeruddin Shah
DOB-20th July
India
Actor















i-candy views-

Zurich1
Zurich2
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interesting facts-

• Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.
• Corn Flower is the national emblem of Germany.
• Dirty snow melts faster than clean.
• The filming of the movie 'Titanic' cost more than the Titanic itself.
• A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven.
• Bionomy is the science of laws of life.
• The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.
• A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star (to our solar system).
• A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
• A man gets robbed in London every 4.5 minutes.
• Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'.
• 80% of millionaires drive used cars.
• Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes.
  

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform you.

Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time don't forget to invite me.
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Aapko ek film karni hai,
jis me aapka LEAD ROLE hoga.
Film me apko pani ke talab me utrna hai film ka naam hai..
“Gayi Bhains Paani me”
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2 pigs eating potty
pig 1- Yaar hum duniya ki potty khate hai
koi hamari potty bhi to khata hoga.
Pig 2 : Saale khane ke waqt to dhung ki baat kar.
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One of the basic difference between boys & girls is:
BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.
But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGETS.
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Girl-Please mere Husband ko andar bula lijiye

Doctor-Daro mat me sharif aadmi hoon.

Girl-Nahi aap samajh nahi rahe aapki nurse bahar akeli hai.

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expression of love-

"BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART"
Believe in your heart that
something wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.
Believe in your own powers,
and your own potential,
and in your own innate goodness.
Wake every morning
with the awe of just being alive.
Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.
Explore and embrace life in yourself
and in everyone you see each day.
Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those around you
to the potential of each new day.
Don't be afraid to admit
that you are less than perfect;
this is the essence of your humanity.
Let those who love you help you.
Trust enough to be able to take.
Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.
Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.
Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities;
all possibilities and Miracles.

Always believe in Miracles.

- Unknown -

birthday party with-

Sean Flynn
DOB-14th July
USA
Actor
















Diane Kruger
DOB-15th July
Germany
Actress
















Katrina Kaif
DOB-16th July
Hong Kong
Actress(Bollywood)















i-candy views-

Vienna1
Vienna2
Vienna3


interesting facts-

• 7,000 new insect species are discovered every year.
• Padmavathy Bandopadhyay is the first woman air marshal of Indian Air Force.
• Mercury is the fastest planet in our solar system.
• Nile is the longest river in the world having length 6690km.
• Durand is the boundary line between India and Afghanistan demarcated by Sir Mortimer Durand in 1896.
• Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
• MySpace reports over 110 million registered users. Were it a country, it would be the tenth largest, just behind Mexico.
• Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace.
• Coffee beans aren't beans, they're fruit pits.
• A group of officers is called a mess.
• Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.
• 25% of our bones are located in our feet.
• At the age of 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
  

Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Que. :How to start your day with a positive outlook?

Ans. :Open a new file in your PC.

Name it as “Boss”.

Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”

Answer calmly, “Yes” and press the mouse button firmly….

Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
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Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : “Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: “Is that you, Jaspal?” And that cured him.

Jasmeet : “Cured him !… But how?”

Preeto : “You know, my husband's name is Banta.”
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Husband: Meri Biwi ghum ho gai hai

Postmaster: Andhey ye post office hai, police station jao.

Husband: Maaf kijye ga, khushi main samajh nahin aa rha ki kahan jaon......

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Que. : Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Ans. : He wanted to see butterfly!
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 times

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expression of love-

"AN ANGEL TO ME"
The moment I opened my heart and let you in
I saw this great love starting to begin.

I opened my eyes to a vision of you
I hope, I pray your feelings are true.

I have loved and I have paid the cost
And I have felt the pain of the love I lost.

But, now, I think I have truly found
An Angel who walks upon the ground.

You go beyond all limits for me
Just to show your love endlessly.

I could search my whole life through
And never find another 'you'.

You are so special that I wanted you to know
I truly, completely love you so.

- Patricia Annette Roden -
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"BELOVED"
I want to give you all my best,
I want to hold u late at night
I want to be your found rest
And in the dark your shining light.

I want to lift you when you're down,
I want to smile to make you too,
I want to touch you when you frown
And whisper: Honey, I love you

I want to take away your fears
To give you peace & love instead
I want to wipe away your tears
And say: I m here to bestead

My Darling! I just want to be
The best I can, to do this right.
My Beloved, always you have me!
Like in the dark your shining light.

- Pinky M. -
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"JUST FOR YOU"
As I sit here all alone
I think of only you
I think of how I love you
and how you make me feel
I think of what could be
a wish come true
for you to love me too

I'm holding on to my love for you
and hoping one day soon
you will love me
like I love you

- Janet -

birthday party with-

Rachael Taylor
DOB-11th July
Tasmania, Australia
Actress
















Broke Lesnar
DOB-12th July
USA
Wrestler
















Jarno Trulli
DOB-13th July
Italian
F1 Race Driver
















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Bangkok1
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interesting facts-

• An olive tree can live up to 1500 years.
• Everyday, 15 billion cigarettes are smoked worldwide.
• Human eye detects 10 million colors.
• In Germany, an official approval is needed before a new born is named.
• The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
• The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute, less than half the normal rate of 20.
• A single cup of gasoline, when ignited, has the same explosive power as five sticks of dynamite.
• Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct.
• More than 20 million meteoroids enter Earth's atmosphere every day.
• Each year, 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
• In the early 1960's, Porsche commercially manufactured farm tractors.
• Clocks made before 1660 had only one hand - an hour hand.
• A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.