Halka-Foolka

laughing gas-
Research Says:
Alcohol contains female hormones..!
PROOF:
After drinking……
Men talk unnecessarily
Become extra emotional
stop thinking
&
fight for nothing.
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Height Of Escapism:
Teacher: Where is your Assignment?
Student: ma’am, I lost it while fighting with students
who said that you were not the sexiest teacher in the school.
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Always remember-
"MONEY isn’t everything;
but make sure that you’ve made it a lot,
before talking such nonsense.”
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Santa and Banta were watching a cricket match, when Dhoni hits a boundary:
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq:
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.

fun tube-



expression of love-

"BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU"
Being in love with you is like
smelling Spring's first new blossoms
as if for the very first time.

Being in love with you is like
seeing the world through a baby's eyes
and marveling at all of its beauty.

Being in love with you is like
feeling every sensation from textures
to temperature like I've never felt before.

Being in love with you is like hearing
a magnificent orchestra play and thinking
it is the most amazing sound ever created.

Being in love with you is liketasting
the most deliciously sweet fruit ever grown
leaving me only longing for more.

Being in love with you is like
nothing I have ever known,
and more wonderful than I could ever imagine.

Your love, your kindness, your willingness
to give of yourself without reservation
have made me realize that I am in love
for the very first and last time in my life.

- Cheryl Ann -

birthday party with-

Robin Williams
DOB-21st July
Chicago, USA
Actor
















Selena Gomez
DOB-22nd July
Texas, USA
Actress, Singer
















Himesh Reshammiya
DOB-23rd July
India
Music Composer, Singer, Actor















Azim Premji
DOB-24th July
India
Chairman (Wipro)
















Brad Renfro
DOB-25th July
LA, USA
Actor
















Sandra Bullock
DOB-26th July
Virginia, USA
Actress
















Paul Levesque (HHH)
DOB-27th July
New Hampshire
Professional Wrestler















i-candy views-
Auckland

Vancouver

Dusseldorf




interesting facts-

• On eBay, there are an average of $680 worth of transactions each second.


• In India you will find the most number of Universities.


• Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.


• 'Vodka' is Russian word for 'little water'.


• One cubic mile of seawater contains about 50 pounds of gold.


• If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.


• Rain contains vitamin B12.


• A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.


• The average tastebud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.


• A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.


• A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.


• Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.


• Frogs sometimes eat enough fireflies that they themselves glow.